Octaviar Excelsius
Have you experienced the hidden power of the brimmed hat?
Brimmed hat detective and activist, Octaviar Excelsius, boldly steps forward, disclosing secrets that current fashion industries don't want you to know about!"It would ruin them," he reports. "It's all very hush-hush. Nevertheless, I feel compelled to report my findings," he continues. "Miraculous brimmed hat phenomena are sweeping the globe. The evidence is indisputable," he confirms.Join him now as he shares some recent recordings of virtually true accounts all transcribed from his undisclosed location in Brussels.